2 years 2 long

so its coming up for 2am and me and the mother cant find anything to watch, now as i recall sky digital was one of the most convenient creations to this day, im sorry to say that for now my expectations are sourly soaring downwards. when they brought out sky anytime a was eager to recieve it considering the advert suggested those with sky+ would get it, but no!, we would again have to buy a new box especialy for it and theese days now HD is begging for you to open the door, so that bangs another hefty roll of cash out your pockets, leaving your wallet fully intact with cobwebs and dust. but for all the fuss its hardly worth the effort when theres nothing that grabs my attension and stops me from moving on to the next channel, even when i know somethings due to start, as soon as the series finishes, its almost impossible to retreace the programme. the fact that a big majority of my shows are american based, its practically like a slap in the face when the big cheif of the channels, doesnt even bring back our dearly mist programmes, or even inform us wether or not we will endure in another series. yes they do have that anoying little sky magazine that clutters the table, but again HD based and they only inform us of programmes on soon, what happend to the forget me not's? i pick on sky pacificaly for a reason, i was embaressingly lead to believe that one of my favourite shows 'weeds' after 2 years, finally surfaced the grid and was to air on monday the 8th of june. see its pathetic that ive remembered the date, but as sad as it is i was here on the sofa the whole day just incase, waiting since 2007, expecting it to appeare on one of the hundreds of petty exuses for a channel. BUT NO! of corse it wasnt till after my little tantrum i went online to figure out, my antisapation sprung to an anti climax, when i realised, it isnt becausei skipped the channel it was on, i was in the wrong country!... what im trying to say is if a country knows people are expecting a proramme to appear else where they should let us know. and for the channel cheif 2 years is too long if you where awear of series comming back you grab your grubby little hands on it, buy it from america, for our sakes, mainly mine :)

LIVI!

Where So Close.

28 days to be exact!
theres this tradition

thats been goin on
for like 26 years that,

on the weekend of
the 25th of june

theres what we call
Livi fun weekend,

Giving That Its In Livingston.
All Skaters/Stoners/Bladers/Party Animals. etc
Meet Together for a weekend of amense banter.
Its Frigging Fantastic, although Unfortunatly Its
Not All Whats Its cracked Up To Be Once The
local chavs find out, they judge to strongly.
But Where Hoping To Bring It All Back!
Basicaly It's Like A weekend Of Being With
Your own kind, the drinkin the dope sharing
skate compition and little raves in tents.
its great been able to walk in someones tent
and be greeted with a doobey and a laugh n a half,
it takes 1 weekend to make 100 mates. me and
my pal let 3 guys come in our tent ( of course it
was open so there was no funny buisness) it took
us from the time to walk to the buger van and back
for our tent to be filled with a hole bunch of randoms
and its funny because there isnt that worry of, hes
gonna knick ma stuff, its just plesant banter.
i had the pleasure of my first time to be at
Livi on its 25th anniversery so all the old school
crew came along, we snatched the spot right
next to the park to pitch our tents, all of
the G-rothes crew stayed in a circle of tents.
From the moment we got there till the
moment we had to leave was filled with adrenaline,
marz face planted the ground, chalky made a
blood bath on the fun box, the focus skate crew
tore it up on the transitions, even a 10 yr old girl
droped in on the massive bowl.

we had asda
literaly right across the road with Mcy D's
Along the Road and A Burger Van at The Park.
Our Tent Got tipped Down The Hill, With Us In It
Ma Pals Phone Got Burnt And Stuck On A Bin Bag,
We Broke Some Lassys Corck Screw Tryna Get
The Sim Card Out Of The Phone.
There Was A Prize For The Person Colected The
Most Rubbish, So We Didnt Leave A Bad Impresion
I Danced On The Trollies In The Fire Like A Loony
there For Was Named Fire Fairie For The Weekend.
It Was the First Time I Got Drunk And Loved It.
I Could Tell You so Much More But I'd Be Writing
A Bible Of Banter. I Only Have One regret.

Not taking Enough Pictures!

The Weather Man

Its raining!
And Fricking Heavy.
It Get Me Exited When You Hear It.
Part Of Me Get Bummed Out When
It Rains Mainly Because The Second You Step
Indoors After Coming Out Of The Rain You
Smell Like Wet Dog!, And Theres That Akward
Uncomfyness Of Sitting In Wet Damp Clothes.
I Remeber When I was Little The Rain Would come
Crashing Down and We all Would Gt Exited A Run Out
Then come In For something To Eat And Change Then
It Would Start Again, So We wasteed Like Three Sets
Of Clean Dry Clothes For 5mins Of Pleasure.
Thats Life Though, Thats A Perfect Way Of
' Living For The Moment'.

Portmanteau

It Became Popular In Late Days of 2004, To Dable With Audio And Video
Files, To Send Them Via Internet and Share Online.
Podcasts Are Digital Media Files That Act As A Sort Of Recorded Blog,
Exept The Actual Delivery Of The Blog Has More Impact Then its Contents.
Podcast Is A Blend Of ' Ipod and Broadcast' A Mix of Pre Recorded Programs
Or Blogs On Portable media, Which Allows you To Share And Send To Others.
The Popularity Of Its Spreeading Through The Net, All Over Youtube
And The I Tunes Website, poeple Have Even Gone to The Length
Of Making there Own Site With Regualar Updates And Feeds.

Blog It!

Blogging Comes From WebBlog,Which Is Basicaly An Online Diary.
Its The Main Content In Magazines And Newspappers.
It Can Be Used To Express Opinions Using Texts Images Or
Graphics On A Regular Basis, It Usualy Contains Commentary
On A Particular Subject, Maybe Something In there Life Or
On The News Or Something They Feel Strongly About.
Some Are Writtin At A Bias Slant Some Are There For You
To Take In The Information And Make Your Own Conclusion.
There Are Sites Which The Main Focus Is Blogging Such As
This One And Twitter,
But There Are Also Bebo, Facebook And Myspace...Etc.
The're New And Improved Blogging With Sections For
Blogs Comments Videos And Pictures thats can be
Costomized By Changing The Backrounds And Adding
Your Personal touch To Express yourself.
You Can Post Stories Or Poems And Such That You Wrote To
Get Oppinions And Praise, Or Of Course Negative Repsonse.
Its Now The Mainstream To Be Blogging You See It
Everywhere Because There On Radios And Televisions
They Use Them For The News And Latest Updates,
Whats Happening Around Us, Or Under Our Noses.
Its Something To Discuss Or Bitch About Instead
Of Waiting For The Right Discusion To Pop Up
In Conversation, You Can Start It And Wait For People
To Respond And Agree Or Disagree,
Of Course If you Get In A Heated Debate You Can
Just Block Them Instead Of Getting Physical.
If You Have A Theary Or Conspiracy You Want People
To Know Blog It!.
Its A Way To Let Off Some Steam If Something In Particular
Is Bugging You Or You Feel Sympathy For A Tragity,
From a Small Paragraph To A Full Blown Rant
A Blogs A Blog And We Shall Keep Blogging.

No Biggy!

So Theres Yet Another life Threatening Virus. 'Yawn!'
Apparently Its Went From 2, Up To 4 On Some Sort Of
Risk Scale, Its Known As Swine Fever Caused By The H1N1
Strain On Influenza Type A. It Effects Pigs Which Was Transferred
To Humans And Spreeds From Caughing And Sneezing.
Funnily Enough You can Still Eat Pigs And Suffer No Consequence.
Obvoiusly The Pig Takes One For The Team. Just Like The Birds Ha
This All Sounds Too Fimiliar, If There Truly Trying To Make An Impact
On This Certian Type Of Disease They Should'nt Make Such a Fiasco.
Because 'The End Is Nigh' Everytime We Come Across A Life Threatening
Encounter, But if They Want Us To Be Fully Allert They Should RealY Tell Us
More! Other Than Its deadly Seroius It Has killed People And The Symptoms are
Exactly The Same As Your Everyday Comon Effects, Aches And Pains, Sore Throats,
Vomiting, Dhiarrea A Friggin Temperature...
So Basicaly Everyone Must Become Paranoid To Be Aware
Its A Waste Of Time And Money
Basicaly There Saying This Is It This Is The Virus That WILL KILL
Forget About All The Others Thats Have come and Gone
Even Though they Were Also Life Threatining!
People Need To Come To Terms With The
Fact It Truly Is Survival Of The Fittist.
People Will Die Of Silly Viruses
People Will Be Saved
Life Moves On

Bible Bashers

Us Humans Are A Curious Little Bunch, Its In Our Nature To Want To Know What’s Going On In The World We Live In, In Our Streets And Towns, In Other Countries Across The World. We Don’t Like Not Known Yet Some Wish They Never Knew. In My Eyes A Conspiracy Is Way Of Explaining What Know One Knows Even When There’s No Proof, To Some Its Like A Comfort Blanket ,God For Example, The Idea That All Mountains And Plants And Basically Everything Living Didn’t Just Happen Accidently, That There’s More To It , Its Like A Fairy Tale With The Heavenly Happy Ever After , Unless Your The Villain Of The Story, Its An Eternity Of Torture And Blazing Fire For You. And That’s The Fear Factor ,I Think People Are So Paranoid And Scared Of The Fact That There Could Be A Possibility Of Burning In Hell, It Scares Some People To Death Literally, And If That Wasn’t Part Of This Fairy Tale Then People Would Be Afraid Of Sinning Because There’s No Consequences’. I Was Looking At Bunch Of My Old Primary School Progress Reports, Now I Didn’t Go To A Religious School But I Happen To Notice They Still Taught Religion, Basically To Help Grasp The Concept Of Being Kind And Honest ,And To Share And Help, And To Be Polite And Obey Your Superiors, Or There Would Be Consequences Of Your Actions’ ,Usually Involving Pain ,Like In Those Bible Stories, I Guess To A Child Meant A Red Raw Bum cheek But The Older You Get The More Gruesome The Reality Is As well As The Idea Of Dying To Find Your Self Burning In The Pits Of Doom So Because I Was Never Religious I Grew Up With The Explanation That God And The Bible was Created To Keep Us In Line ,To Save Ourselves From Anarchy, With A Little Mix Of Astronomy. Its Funny Because I Feel Racist In Some Weird Way That ,I Would Avoid A ‘Believer’ And Call Them Names and Mock Them, Yeah Mean Old Me But, People Who Believe In God Or Have A Slightly Distorted Version Of There Own Little Miracle Fantasy Are Totally Delusional And It Actually Angers Me, I Hate Talking To People Who Have This Idea That Everything Happens For A Reason, Ok Yes It Does Only Because We Made The Choice To, And I Very Much Doubt God Made A Bus Crash Killing Everyone Brutally For Them To Get To This Heaven And Say Why God I Was Good , And For It To Say ‘Everything Happens For A Reason My Son’ Just Leave It At That ,I Would Be Royally Pissed Regardless If I’m Standing at The Pearly Gates In front Of Yours Truly The Creator Of The Heavens And The Earth If ‘Its ‘ So God Damn Proud Of ‘Itself’ You Would Of Thought He’d/She'd Let You Say To Admire It, Yeah That Was A bit Obscene But The Whole Idea Of It All Is Bizzare To Me. I Was Watching This Thing On Youtube About The Simalarities Of The Tales Of Astronomy And Tales Of The Bible. Its Wierd how All This Has Created Mayhem Everywhere, People Found The Easiest Way To Manipulate People and Make Cults, Now im Not Saying youtube Is Full Of Facts Most Is Bull But I seen on Youtube It Claimed In The Book Of Mathew It Qouted " For Many Will Come In My Name saying I Am The Christ And Will Decieve Many", People Can Clearly Decide That Person Is Them And People Will Follow, Because The Bible Was Translated, Most Of It Obviously Was Misunderstood, But People Accept It And Follow It word By Word Anyway, I Can See Simalarities In Preachers And Loyers, they Both Have The Way With Words that Makes People believe The Rubbish Dribbling Out There Mouth, Its Unreal. Its the Same General mythalogical Structure for All Bibles and God stories,Whatever the Religoin. If you Look up " truth About Religion" its three Parts On Youtube, explains, Not Preaches, About The Similar Stories Between the ancient Stories Of Astronomy, The Stars And Zodiac Signs, the Sunrise and Sunset and The Ballte turning into A Battle of Good And Evill, and How it Turned Into This Myth and Explaination Of Why We Are Here, if Your Religoius Id suggest you Have A Look Anyway, but Dont Get All Uptight And Hissy About It Because, your So called Bible Isnt Based On Facts just Theories, this Is Mearly A Diffrent View Thats Suggesting Explinations Of Little Facts and Theories, You cant Blame People for making Up Ideas and Reasons For why They Live , back then All The Had Was The plants The Creatures And The Stars, it Makes Sence To Examing the bright Dots In The Sky And Wounder What They Mean And Create Meaning, But to Truly Believe Every Ancient Stroy Told Is Ridiculous, they Also Thought Back Then The World Was Flat And If You Walked Far Enough you Could Fall Of It , thats Probely Where the Burning In Hell Came From Because The sun Always Looks Like Its On the Edge Of The Earth at Nite. anyways You Might Think The Youtube Links Are A Load of Rubbish But To Me It explains It Enough For Me To Understand and to See Where the Guys Coming From, Id Like To Add The Narraters Voice Is Offly Eerie, dont Let Him Creep You Out.