Bible Bashers

Us Humans Are A Curious Little Bunch, Its In Our Nature To Want To Know What’s Going On In The World We Live In, In Our Streets And Towns, In Other Countries Across The World. We Don’t Like Not Known Yet Some Wish They Never Knew. In My Eyes A Conspiracy Is Way Of Explaining What Know One Knows Even When There’s No Proof, To Some Its Like A Comfort Blanket ,God For Example, The Idea That All Mountains And Plants And Basically Everything Living Didn’t Just Happen Accidently, That There’s More To It , Its Like A Fairy Tale With The Heavenly Happy Ever After , Unless Your The Villain Of The Story, Its An Eternity Of Torture And Blazing Fire For You. And That’s The Fear Factor ,I Think People Are So Paranoid And Scared Of The Fact That There Could Be A Possibility Of Burning In Hell, It Scares Some People To Death Literally, And If That Wasn’t Part Of This Fairy Tale Then People Would Be Afraid Of Sinning Because There’s No Consequences’. I Was Looking At Bunch Of My Old Primary School Progress Reports, Now I Didn’t Go To A Religious School But I Happen To Notice They Still Taught Religion, Basically To Help Grasp The Concept Of Being Kind And Honest ,And To Share And Help, And To Be Polite And Obey Your Superiors, Or There Would Be Consequences Of Your Actions’ ,Usually Involving Pain ,Like In Those Bible Stories, I Guess To A Child Meant A Red Raw Bum cheek But The Older You Get The More Gruesome The Reality Is As well As The Idea Of Dying To Find Your Self Burning In The Pits Of Doom So Because I Was Never Religious I Grew Up With The Explanation That God And The Bible was Created To Keep Us In Line ,To Save Ourselves From Anarchy, With A Little Mix Of Astronomy. Its Funny Because I Feel Racist In Some Weird Way That ,I Would Avoid A ‘Believer’ And Call Them Names and Mock Them, Yeah Mean Old Me But, People Who Believe In God Or Have A Slightly Distorted Version Of There Own Little Miracle Fantasy Are Totally Delusional And It Actually Angers Me, I Hate Talking To People Who Have This Idea That Everything Happens For A Reason, Ok Yes It Does Only Because We Made The Choice To, And I Very Much Doubt God Made A Bus Crash Killing Everyone Brutally For Them To Get To This Heaven And Say Why God I Was Good , And For It To Say ‘Everything Happens For A Reason My Son’ Just Leave It At That ,I Would Be Royally Pissed Regardless If I’m Standing at The Pearly Gates In front Of Yours Truly The Creator Of The Heavens And The Earth If ‘Its ‘ So God Damn Proud Of ‘Itself’ You Would Of Thought He’d/She'd Let You Say To Admire It, Yeah That Was A bit Obscene But The Whole Idea Of It All Is Bizzare To Me. I Was Watching This Thing On Youtube About The Simalarities Of The Tales Of Astronomy And Tales Of The Bible. Its Wierd how All This Has Created Mayhem Everywhere, People Found The Easiest Way To Manipulate People and Make Cults, Now im Not Saying youtube Is Full Of Facts Most Is Bull But I seen on Youtube It Claimed In The Book Of Mathew It Qouted " For Many Will Come In My Name saying I Am The Christ And Will Decieve Many", People Can Clearly Decide That Person Is Them And People Will Follow, Because The Bible Was Translated, Most Of It Obviously Was Misunderstood, But People Accept It And Follow It word By Word Anyway, I Can See Simalarities In Preachers And Loyers, they Both Have The Way With Words that Makes People believe The Rubbish Dribbling Out There Mouth, Its Unreal. Its the Same General mythalogical Structure for All Bibles and God stories,Whatever the Religoin. If you Look up " truth About Religion" its three Parts On Youtube, explains, Not Preaches, About The Similar Stories Between the ancient Stories Of Astronomy, The Stars And Zodiac Signs, the Sunrise and Sunset and The Ballte turning into A Battle of Good And Evill, and How it Turned Into This Myth and Explaination Of Why We Are Here, if Your Religoius Id suggest you Have A Look Anyway, but Dont Get All Uptight And Hissy About It Because, your So called Bible Isnt Based On Facts just Theories, this Is Mearly A Diffrent View Thats Suggesting Explinations Of Little Facts and Theories, You cant Blame People for making Up Ideas and Reasons For why They Live , back then All The Had Was The plants The Creatures And The Stars, it Makes Sence To Examing the bright Dots In The Sky And Wounder What They Mean And Create Meaning, But to Truly Believe Every Ancient Stroy Told Is Ridiculous, they Also Thought Back Then The World Was Flat And If You Walked Far Enough you Could Fall Of It , thats Probely Where the Burning In Hell Came From Because The sun Always Looks Like Its On the Edge Of The Earth at Nite. anyways You Might Think The Youtube Links Are A Load of Rubbish But To Me It explains It Enough For Me To Understand and to See Where the Guys Coming From, Id Like To Add The Narraters Voice Is Offly Eerie, dont Let Him Creep You Out.

Family Guy Vs The Simpsons

Every conversation I have that mentions family guy, in my life always leads to the common debate against family guy and the Simpsons as if they are major rivals of a gang and you have to pick sides. No! I wont because the thing is there both equally great and made in there own ways, they make fun of the same ‘American Idiots’ Also Have The Same View Of Outsiders Like The Brittsh The See Us All As Tea Sipping Posh Gits, and have the typical over weight but some how lovable even though he’s ‘mentally retarded’ main character.
Here’s the thing the Simpsons have been running for years and has an extreme fan base, to me they were the pioneers of the adult cartoon genre, there more in control and structured, but of course when you no that your show is one of the most watched there’s no need for the panic about not been broadcasted unlike family guy, Seth MacFarlane constantly has the red lights on because the suck ass guys at Fox are so god damn uptight and picky! It never works out although episodes finally get aired its usually 3 months after they asked like the Halloween one, when the character death was to appeared for one time only as a special for Halloween ended up been played at Christmas so it was miss read, mind you its family guy they don’t have to explain therself to anyone. And Now Death Appears frequently Through Different Series.
The Simpsons has the type of comedy you get when you go to see a stand up, most of the time its well planned although there funny it still has the sense of it been well thought out, but family guy has that party banter laughs when your familiar with the family the things they do and say don’t necessarily have to have a punch line to be funny it can just be an action or something stupid.
Stewie Is Legendary, The Idea Of A Kid That We Arent Even Sure If Adults Can Hear Him Is Great I Love The Confusion And That In Some Episodes They Point It Out Themselves. The Fact That Hes So Young But Hates Loius Is Halaroius, And To Have A Dream To Rule The World, I Say Bring It On!.
When It Comes Down To It The Simpsons Are Great The Wide Range Of Charecters Gives It More Variety For Diffrent Plots, On The Other Hand I Love Family Guy Charecters, There Is Massive Simalarities Like Having The Idiotic Dads And The Nagging Wifey With Her Wacky Kids, Meg And Lisa Are In The Same Genre, But I Love How We CAn Choose Wether Or Not To Feel Sympathy For Meg When She Gets Stick Like Peter Pritty Much Rips Into Her At Every Chance And Her Own Family All View Her As Descusting, So Its Funny, Cause Lisa Is Supose To Be Anoying But It Doesnt Have The SAme Humour Because Shes Spose To Be Liked Aswell.
So What Am Realy Saying Is
Stop Debating And Just Love Them.